Three men approach the pearly gates.

St Peter looks at them regretfully and says," Listen guys I'm really sorry, but heaven is really full at the moment and we are only letting in people who experience a really horrible death."

So the first guy steps forward. "You are never going to believe this. I was doing my daily stretches on the balcony of my apartment, which is on the 22nd floor of my the building. Next thing I know I slip, and fall off the balcony but I manage to grab onto the balcony below mine. I was about to pull myself up when this crazy guy comes out and starts trying to pry my fingers free, but luckily I manage to hold on. He disappears for a second only to return with a hammer and starts smacking my hands. I couldn't hold on any longer and I fell. Needless to say I was surprised to discover I had survived the fall by landing on a bush. Thinking it was all over I got up to leave and a fridge fell on my head, and here I stand."

Horrified, all St Peter could do was stare and say..."You may go through"

The next guy steps forward. "So...I suspect my wife of cheating on me and so arrive home early to my apartment on the 21st floor of our building. I burst through the door and find her in her dressing gown. I start searching high and low but can't find the guy anywhere. So i go out onto the balcony for a smoke, and there the guy is hanging off the edge. So I try to pry his fingers off but he is persistent and holds on. I quickly go inside and get my hammer, with which I finally manage to get him to let go. Then I see the bastard landed safe on a bush. So in a fit of rage I grab my fridge and throw it over the edge. I guess the stress was all too much for me because I had a heart attack then and there."

"sho!" says St Peter, "Thats pretty bad, go through."

Finally the third guy steps forward...."Picture this....I'm hiding naked in a fridge!"