One of them says "You wouldn't believe what happened last night.
Me and the family had a dinner at my mother in law's place, and at some point I wanted to ask her if she can pass me the tea, but I accidentally said "Could you please pass me the tit?"
The second guy replies "Meh, that's nothing. Last night me and the girls were having dinner out and I wanted to ask my youngest daughter if she enjoyed Paris, but I accidentally said "So, Sarah, did you like penis?"
The third guy then says "Really? That's nothing compared to happened to me yesterday. So I was at a dinner with my whole family, some friends and coworkers. After a while when we were all having a big conversation where everybody was quite and listening, I wanted to ask my wife to pass me the drink, but instead I said "YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU FUCKING WHORE"
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