Three man dies and goes to heaven..

Three man dies and goes to heaven where it has been decreed that to each will be given a vehicle to use in heaven according to their deeds.

First man arrives and St. Peter asks "How long were you married for?"

"20 years" answered the first man.

"And how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"5 times" He said..

"So be it" answered St. Peter, "You may enter, but you will receive only a Toyota Corolla"


Second man arrives, St. Peter asks the same question "How many years were you married for?"

"40 years" He answered..

"And you cheated on your wife how many times?" St. Peter asks..

"Only Twice St. Peter" Answered the second man

"Not bad, you may enter.. here are the keys for your brand new BMW"


Finally the third man arrives and St. Peter asks the same questions..

The man answered proudly "I was married for 60 years!"

When asked if he ever cheated on his wife, he answered in disgust "Never! I would never do that".

St. Peter clearly impressed, handed to him the keys to a Ferarri..

"Enjoy! St. Peter exclaimed, you deserve this!"


One day as the first and second man are driving their cars in the main boulevard they come across the first man crying by the side of the road..

They stop and ask " What's the matter? something wrong with the Ferrari?"

"No.." answered the third man as he wipes his tears, "I just passed by my wife, she was riding a bike"