The bartender asks: "Does anyone want a drink?"
The first logician says: "Yes!"
The second logician says: "Yes!"
The third logician says: "Yes!"
The bartender pours drinks for all of them.
The second logician says: "I didn't want a drink."
The third logician says: "Neither did I."
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