Three ladies in a hot tub

So there were three ladies in a hot tub, two young one old. The young ladies have implants that let them access their phones from their bodies (arms, wrists, ect) The first ladies wrist starts vibrating and she says "Oh it's nothing I'm just getting a text" A little while passes and the second ladies hand starts buzzing and she answers the call. Now the old lady is jealous of the younger ladies and their implants. She then gets and idea and goes to the restroom. When she comes back she has toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The two younger ladies point this out and she exclaims "Oh sorry, I must be getting a fax"

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