Three guys walk into a hotel...

They walk up to the front desk and ask what they have available. The man at the desk tells them they only have one room available, but there is only one bed. The three men aren't bothered by this and they decide to share the bed. In the morning the man who was sleeping on the far right of the bed says "it was so weird, last night I had a dream someone was giving me a handjob."
The man on the far left of the bed said he too had a dream that he received a handjob.
The man who was in the center said "That is weird, I just had a dream that I was skiing."

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