Their names are Somebody, Nobody, and Crazy. All three are having a political discussion and things start to heat up between Somebody and Nobody. Crazy fails to calm them down. Then this escalate and Nobody picks up a bottle and smashes it in the table then holds the broken bottle up to somebody's neck. Somebody pulls a gun out and shoots Nobody in the head. Crazy panics and pulls a cellphone out. The police dispatcher asks what the problem was. Crazy screams back. "HELP SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY! ". the dispatcher says back "What are you crazy?". He replies "yes I am, why?
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