Three Guys Leave Work Early

There were these three guys, a brunet, a redhead, and a blond.
They all worked together at a factory. Everyday they noticed
that their boss leaves work a little early. So one day they meet
together and say that today when the boss leaves, they'll all
leave early too.


The boss left and so did they. The brunet goes home and goes to
rest so he can get an early start.


The redhead goes home and cooks dinner.


The blond goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opens the door
slowly and sees his wife in bed with his boss so he shuts the
door and leaves.


The next day the brunet and the redhead are talking and plan to
go home early again. They ask the blond if he wants to leave
early again and he says, "No." They ask him why not and he said,
"Because yesterday I almost got caught!"