An American, a French and a Mexican are on a plane when suddenly the pilot speaks through the intercom. "I have some bad news. We've lost all communication and navigation systems. We can't land so you're going to have to skydive out of this plane." The three guys start freaking out. "How are we gonna know when to jump?!" said the American guy. Then the French guy then sees the Eiffel Tower through the window. "Well guys, this is my stop" and he jumps out. Minutes later the American guy screams "Look, the Statue Of Liberty!" he takes the dive. By now, the Mexican guy starts to worry but then he gets an idea. He sticks his arm out the window for a couple minutes then pulls it back in. "This is my stop" The pilot looks at him confused, "How can you tell?" The Mexican stops at the door ready to jump and says "My watch is gone" and jumps.
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