Three Guys Are Invited To A House

The woman who owns the house invited them all over. She has the three men sit on the couch, then she goes to the bedroom, soon after calling the first man in.

The first man enters the bedroom and sees the woman lying in bed.

She says, "You can do whatever you want with me, but first..." She proceeds to spread her legs, revealing scabs all around and over her vagina. "... you must remove these scabs."

The man is in shock. "Wh-wh-where do you want me to put th-them?"

"Oh just throw 'em on the table over there," she said, gesturing to the nightstand by the bed.

He gets a few of the scabs off, but then becomes so disgusted that he leaps out the window, vomiting everywhere on his way to the street.

The woman cleans herself up and calls the second man, making the same offer. This man proceeds to remove all the scabs, but at the end, he is so disgusted, he too follows the same course as the first man.

The woman then calls the third man in.

For the next hour, the first two men are sitting on the curb outside by the street, discussing the horrifying scenes within the bedroom. Just then, the third man walked out the front door, smiling and whistling.

He says, "Wow, you guys definitely didn't last long enough to satisfy her, but don't worry... I took care of everything."

The first man states incredulously, "You've got to be shitting me!"

The second man asks him, "How were you able to get passed all her sores?"

The third man, looking confused, replies, "What sores? All I know is that we fucked like rabbits for an hour. Afterwards, she let me eat the giant stack of pancakes sitting on her nightstand..."

*Fin*

**EDIT - Forgot to mark as NSFW**