Three friends get lost in the jungle...

So three guy friends on vacation in South America get lost in the jungle.

Eventually after hours wandering and near death. The trio find themselves on a remote area of farmland where Coca plants are being grown.

Before long they get caught by the local drug lord who owns the land and held at gun point.

Terrified the three guys beg and plead for their lives. Swearing they where just lost and that they wouldn't tell anyone about the drugs.

The Drug Lord feeling sorry for the guys. Decides to cut them a break. But, he doesn't want to appear weak in front of his men. So he says.

"Alright, if the total length of all you're cocks is greater than 21 inches. I'll let you go."

So, they all line up and pull out their junk.

The first guy is measured and he has a 10 inch penis.

The second guy is measured and he has a 9 inch penis.

The third guy is measured and he has a 3 inch penis and everyone laughs.

"A deals a deal" Says the drug lord and lets the men go.

Later that day the three men are talking about the crazy events of the day.

The first guy says. "O man that was insane. We're just super lucky my dick's 10 inches long"

The second guy chimes in. "No kidding, right. So glad I got a 9 incher!"

The third guy laughs. "Talk about lucky...thank god I had a hard on..."