John, Peter and James were boasting to each other how amazing they are at climbing.
"I can climb a Banana tree in 3 minutes", says John.
"Hahaha, your like a baby. I can climb a coconut tree in 3 minutes", says Peter.
"HAHAHA! Are you serious? That's so child like.", boasted James while laughing.
"Why? What can climb James?", asked the other two.
"I can climb the light of a flashlight pointed upwards in 3 minutes.", boasted James.
"HAHAHA! Really now?", said the two.
"Yeah of course I can!", replied James.
"Okay lets see you do it then", said Peter.
James replied, "No way! What if you switched off the flashlight and fell to the ground? I'll get hurt."
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