The boys are white, black and Asian. They all three pull out their dongs and measure up. The winner ends up being the black dude by a long shot.
When the black boy goes home he goes up to his mom and says "mom! today I got into a contest with the boys where we measured our dicks and I won! Is it because I'm black??
She said "no Tyrone its because you're 18"
Edit: I need to go back to elementary for my yours...
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