Three flees who are living in a woman's body

are talking to each other. The first one, who lives in the ear, says: "Well, my life is very easy: my house gets brushed every weak. It's hygienic, and I'm satisfied".
The second one lives in the belly button. He says: "My house is also beautiful. It gets cleaned even every day, and I love it to live there".
The third flee has his house in the vagina of the woman. He says: "All the day, my house is clean. But every night, a blind baldhead appears. He don't know wether he wants to get in or stay out, and after a while, he pukes in my living room. Eww!".

PS: I'm from germany. Sorry for the bad grammar.

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