Three famous footballers are on a plane and all of a sudden it crashes on a desert island. All three players survive but all the crew but the pilot's bodies are irretrievable. They decide to cannibalise the pilots body to survive, the first players says,
"I support Manchester so i will eat the chest."
the next player says
"I support Liverpool so i will eat the liver."
the Final player says "I support Arsenal but i'm not hungry"
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