Three explorers are captured by a local tribe. And the elder tells them we are going to kill you, skin you, and make canoes from your skin. But first we are going to give you a chance. Each of you may request one item from your supplies and we will give you a 1 hour head start before sending out our hunting party.
The first person asks for his gun. After an hour the hunting party sets out and 3 hours later some shots are heard, but by the end of the day, the first man is hauled back into the town, killed and they begin to carefully skin the body.
The second person asks for his canteen. With fresh water, he can keep going longer he reasons. After an hour the hunting party sets out and by the end of the day he is hauled back into camp, killed and skinned.
The third man asks for his fork. The locals are puzzled, but give him his fork. He then proceeds to stab himself with the fork all over his body, yelling, "So much for your canoe!"
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