A wife was cleaning her husband's drawers and found an old wooden box containing three eggs and 5,000 dollars cash. Confused, the wife asked the husband what they were for. The husband answered, "well, whenever i feel lonely, i would drive to the strip club right across town. I feel guilty about it so i put an egg in the box the next day". The wife felt sad that she was not able to satisfy her husband but also happy that for the 30 years that they were married, he only went to the strip club 3 times. "What's the 5,000 dollars for?". "I sold the eggs every time i filled a tray"
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