A man dies and is sent to Hell. When he arrives he is met by Satan and told that he will join the other sinners in eternal punishment. He is also told that he has some say in this and has a decision to make as of which of three punishments he recieves. These would be behind three doors, and he would make his choice after viewing each one individually.
Behind door 1, he sees everyone standing on their head while under water, not liking the idea of drowning eternally he looks at his next option.
Behind door 2, he sees everyone standing on their head while being engulfed in lava. As bad as drowning, only more painful. He then goes to look at the last potential option.
Behind door 3, he sees everyone standing right-side-up, waist deep in semen, drinking coffee. Overjoyed, knowing that he won't need to drown or be on fire forever, he runs back to the devil.
Not long after entering room number 3 with his coffee drinking inmates, Satan yells back, "Coffee break's over, get back on your heads!"
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