An accident recently left three identical priest deaf and mute. In order to relief the frustration of losing their senses, the bishop ordered them to visit a nearby brothel; he told them God would understand.
So their helper came by and drove them to the brothel. When they got there, they all lined up so the manager could find girls for them. He looks at the first one and assigned him a petite asian girl. Then he sizes up the second one and also assigned him a petite asian girl.
Unsuprisingly, the third one is also paired with a petite asian girl.
Afterwards, they all go up into their respective rooms and spend the night with the girls.
In the morning, they all systematically got dressed and left early to avoid being seen. They chatted with the helper for awhile before heading off. But before they left, the manager brazenly went up to the driver and asks:
"So what do the fathers think of the place?"
The helper, contorted his face and gave his honest response:
"I don't care what the fathers says, children shouldn't be working in a brothel."
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