When the cops bust in. They all run down to the cellar to hide. They find a pile of potatoes in bags and decide to hide in a few of the empty bags nearby.
When the cops come downstairs they see the bags and being the crafty buggers they are decided to check them out. They kicked the bag with the first guy and he yelled "woof, woof". The cop then said "ah there is only dogs in this one."
They then kicked the second bag. "meow meow" went the criminal. "Ah there's only cats in this one."
They then kicked the third bag and the last criminal called out "potato, potato"
Busted
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