The Cult leader tells the couples that while marriages are maintaned, abstinence, even in marriage, must be upheld.
The husband of the first, older, couple says "Well, we have been together for nearly 50 years and while we still love each other, any intimate part of our relationship was gone years ago. It should not be a problem." The wife nods in agreement so the Cult leader replies, "Then welcome to our cult."
The wife of the second, middle aged, couple says, "Oh please! I can't stand seeing him naked any way and really I'm just here because he spends so much money on me." The husband nods in agreement so the Cult leader says "Welcome to the cult!"
The Husband of the youngest, newlywed, couple says "Well, we have been remodeling our new apartment and the other day she dropped a paint brush. When she bent over to pick it up I just had to have her, so we did it right then and there. I gotta be honest I don't think I'll be able to control my urges."
To this the Cult leader sadly replies "Well, I'm sorry but you are not welcome in our cult."
"That's ok" replies the young wife. "We're no longer welcome at that Home Depot either."
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