The Englishman takes out his sandwich first. 'Oh great, a corned beef sandwich. I tell you if my wife makes me another corned beef sandwich tomorrow I think I'll throw myself off this roof' he says. The Scotsman opens his next. 'Another haggis sandwich, if my wife packs me another one of these tomorrow I'll jump as well.' The Irishman is the last to open his. 'A lamb and potato sandwich, I'll kill myself too if I get one of these tomorrow!'
Sure enough, the next day all three men jump to their deaths after opening their sandwiches. At their funeral their wives speak with each other. 'If only I had packed a different sandwich for him he'd be with me today' the Englishman's wife sobs. 'He told me he hated haggis, I should have made something different' said the Scotsman's wife. The Irishman's wife spoke last. 'I don't see what the problem was, he made his own damn lunch!'
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