My friend Mike and his two brothers Luke and Bill aren't exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer. Just yesterday afternoon they found themselves stuck at Walmart because they locked the damn keys in the truck. Of course Mike and Luke spent the better part of an hour bickering over whether they should run back into the store and grab a coat hanger or to just call for a locksmith.
Finally Bill spoke up and said, "We better think of something quick because it looks like rain and the sunroof is open."
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