Their names are Fuck you, Shit and Manners.
All three are talking about their day when Shit trips over and lands on the floor quite hard, twisting his ankle.
Manners being the closest runs to him and tries to help him up, but can't as he is in too much pain.
Fuck you, in a panic, franticly searches for someone to help them, stopping at a policeman about 50 yards away.
He sprints to the policeman and begins pleading for his help.
"Sir! My friend's fallen and he's hurt hi-"
"Now, now boy, Slow down a bit. What's your name?"
"Fuck you, sir!"
"Excuse me? Where are your manners boy?"
"Over there sir, picking up Shit."
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