...within sight of mainland but too far to swim. They stumble onto a magic lamp and a genie pops out and offers them each one wish.
The first blonde wishes she were twice as smart so she could get off the island. The genie turns her into a redhead and she finds a large piece of driftwood that gives just enough buoyancy that she manages to swim to shore.
The second blonde thinks that looks like too much energy so she wishes she were five times as smart so she could get off the island. She's turned into a brunette and starts building a raft. It takes a long time but when it's finished she floats across with little effort.
It's late now and the third blonde would like to get home both quickly and easily. She wishes she were ten times as smart, turns into a man, and walks across the bridge.
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