Three Blokes, a Frenchman, a Englishman and a Aussie. Hiking in the Andes in the middle of summer, about 45 bloody degrees sweating like pigs. They get the top of a mountain and look down there's this most beautiful pristine lagoon, they go scrambling down the edge of the mountain, get their gear off and dive straight in.
The natives come and grab them and take them to Chief. He says "you have broken our most sacred law, this is our most sacred sight, for this you die. When we kill you we take off your skin, out of skin we make canoes!. Permanent reminder all people never touch our sacred sight." they tie the three up. The Chief says "before you die you get one last wish what is your last wish?".
the Frenchman says "I'm not going to die to the hands of you scavengers au revoir!".
The Englishman says "like my friend, crossed the channel i would also like a knife, I'm too not going to die to the hands of your scavengers, God save the Queen".
Then he says to the Aussie "then what is your last wish?". He says "I want a fork". So they bring him a fork and he stabs himself multiple times around the body "well there goes your fuckin' canoe".
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