Thor's first time with a mortal woman

Thor was bored with Valhalla so one day he decided to visit the Greek gods on Mt Olympus.

Well him and Zeus hit it off, and after more than a few drinks, Thor confessed to Zeus that he'd never done any mortal women, like Zeus was famous for doing.

So Zeus says - oh you'd better get right down there and start building your reputation as a cocksman right away.

So next day, Thor takes Zeus' advice, goes down off Mt Olympus, finds a mortal woman, and has his way his her.

When he gets back on top of Olympus, he tells Zeus he's cut his first notch in his gun, and Zeus asks if was sure to tell the woman who he was, so that his reputation as a cocksman would start to spread among mortals.

And Thor tells Zeus - no he didn't introduce himself, so Zeus says he'd better get right back down there and do so.

So Thor goes down off Mt Olympus, finds the woman and says "Hi! Nice to see you again, and by the way, I'm Thor".

And she says,"You're thore? I'm so thore I can hardly pee!?"