One night the Norse God, Thor was feeling a bit horny, so he decided to come down to earth to satisfy his needs.
He picked up a good looking woman with a great body and they went to her apartment.
The girl's only defect was that she had a speech impediment, but the sex was good, nonetheless.
They went at it hot and heavy all night long.
In the morning, Thor had to leave so he decided he should at least tell her his name, so he said to her, "I'm Mighty Thor and I have to leave now."
She looked at him and said, "You're thore? I'm tho thore I can hardly pith."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman
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