Thor decides he hasn't been to Earth in quite some time and decides to go down and let humanity know he still exists. So he flies down and lands on a woman's balcony. After entering her apartment he grabs her, throws her on the bed and fucks the shit out of her.
A few days later, in Asgard, he realizes that he never told her who he was, so he goes back down to Earth and lands on her balcony again. When she comes out on to the balcony, he says, "By the way, I'm Thor!" The woman replies, "You're thore?! I couldn't pith for three dayth!"
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