Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time.
That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program manager.
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'.
Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: "What do you mean?
Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"
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