This old guy's sitting in his easychair, reading the newspaper, when his wife walks into the room wearing nothing but a bathrobe.

She tears the bathrobe open and loudly proclaims, "Super Pussy!" The old guy, barely glancing up from his paper, says, "I'll have the soup."

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