This morning i drank some milk at breakfast and everything was fine. It's when I ate my toast that I felt sick.

What is the...

"They took our Land!"

How do trains eat?

They chew-chew

I came across an...

but she caught me doing it and screamed at me to wipe it off.

Took down my...

We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-ass...

Priest and a...

Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and pass a playground, some...

The Mountains

Do mountains have ears?......................................................

So someone...

A Scotsman ended up winning.

Fathers of Zika...

A little head.

We must silence...

We must silence those who oppose freedom of speech.

Doctor, Doctor,...

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a...