This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him? Yes she replies. He's my ex-husband and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago. That's remarkable the husband replies. I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long.
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