This man comes home from a long day at work and sits down to a nice home cooked meal. After supper, around 6:30 he reclines in his chair and turns on the TV. He asks his wife, "Honey, can you get me a beer before it starts?" She does without hesitation. About half an hour later he asks her again, Honey, can you get me another beer before it starts? Again, without question she does so. It is now 7:30 and he asks again, Honey, can you get me another beer before it starts? She answers back, "Is that all you're going to do this evening? Sit around watching TV and drinking beer all night?!" To which he replies, "Ah geez it's started!"
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