Three midgets go to a contest for the smallest body parts in the world, in which the first place winner gets $5000. They each go to a different event and meet back up after the contest is over. The first midget says to the other 2, "I went to the worlds smallest hands contest, and I won 1st place!", and he showed them his $5000 check. He said to the second midget, "What contest did you try?". The second midget said, "I went to the smallest feet contest, and guess what? I also came on 1st and here is my $5000." The two then turned to the third midgets and asked, "So where did you go?". The third midget said, "I went to the smallest pecker contest." The other two asked, "So how did you do?" The third midget looked at them and said, "Well, I came in second and who the hell is Steve Smith."
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