So there's a huge, fat guy named Jonathan Francis Drake Braithwaite and he's in the master bedroom with his butler and he looks in the mirror and says to himself, "Jonathan Francis Drake Braithwaite, how do I make it shorter?"
The butler listening in says, "Lose Waite!"
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