Facing a huge increase in juvenile crime unheard of in their small midwestern city, the mayor and city council convened and decided that they needed to have an educational campaign to convince young people not to commit crimes. Before long, they agreed that they needed to hire the guy responsible for the graphic and effective anti-drug commercials involving an egg (this is your brain before drugs) cracked into a frying pan. He quickly agreed, and said that the best way to promote the message was for him to speak directly with students. Within a month, the crime rate plummeted, and he was summoned to city hall to explain these amazing results.
"Well," he said, "it was simple." He went to a chalkboard and drew a tiny circle and a big circle. "All I had to tell them," pointing to the small circle, "is that this is your asshole before prison and ..."
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