…and he sits next to this man eating a sandwich, a sour expression on his face. The hobo asks, "Where'd you get that sandwich?"
The man answers, gazing straight ahead, "Here."
The hobo asks, "Uh, how much was it?"
"Three dollars."
The hobo checks his pockets, but only manages to find 68 cents. Desperation obstructing his better judgment, he says, "Hey, y'know, I could *really* go for a good sandwich right now…"
The man gulps, and says with a grimace, "Me, too."
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