So a gentleman walks into a deli, the lady behind the counter asks him what he would like and he says BLT cunt. Taken aback the woman tells te man he is a filthy jerk and should watch his mouth. Stunned he looks at the women and says what's the big deal BLT "cut up not toasted". The man finishes his sandwich and the waitress comes over and asks the man how is sandwich and was and he says "shit" shoulda had it toasted.
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