Things You Don't Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness.
Has anyone seen my watch?
That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.
Well, this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie. If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.
What do you mean, he's not insured?
Let's hurry; I don't want to miss "Baywatch."
That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?
Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!
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