You take me out way too much!!!
Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?
You looked stressed out, let me give you a massage.
Go out with your friends tonight, you deserve it.
That Pamala Anderson has a lovely body.
No, no you buy me too much already.
A fake diamond will do.
My mother is a real old wench.
What headache?
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