A man was having a quiet beer with a friendly undertaker. After a few drinks he built up the courage to ask him "you must have some crazy work stories?" The undertaker quietly nodded as he finished his beer. He went on to explain "the woman's downstairs parts change quite dramatically". "Go on..." insists the man "well they kinda turn into a gherkin" said the undertaker. The man looked confused and asked "What, like green?!?" To which the undertaker said "No, salty".
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