They said it would have taken an hour to get down the stairs in the world trade centre

The government...

When we lose our guns, and terrorists still find a way to get them, how will...

Monica's Deposition

Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky's deposition: "I didn't tell her to lie in...

There's plenty...

But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod.

Did you hear...

All that time, and nothing to chauffeur it...

need a Justin...

need a Justin Bieber joke about the fist fight he got into last night

My housemate...

how dairy.

King Soloman Jr.

We were reading The Wisdom of King Solomon in my Sunday school class. An...

Prayers Answered

A young boy called to his mother from the yard, "Mom, would you rather me...

Why did the...

Because he was two-tenths

A lady walks into...

...she's carrying a beautiful black dress. She tells the clerk, "I'll need to...