They found Elisabeth Fritzl's diary the other day

It said:
Day 1: dad locked me in the basement and told me this is where I will now be living
Day 2: dad came down to the basement and beat me
Day 3: dad came down to the basement and raped me
Day 4: I ran away today and went to see man city, I wish I stayed at home now

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