They call me Thunderbolt...

So we had been waiting to take a vacation for so long that we were all quit excited when we finally made it to Universal Studios. The kids were screaming in the back and jumping in their seats - and even I was bit distracted, which may explain why when we were pulling into the parking lot I didn't see the bus coming my way. It was clear as day, I mean who could miss a bus with that gigantic Kellogs Special K advertising all over it? ... well I did evidently - and now the family knows I'm the one responsible for destroying Universal Cereal Bus.

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