They are discussing how they decide what portion of the collections goes to God (Back into the church) and what they keep for themselves.
The first one says, no matter how much money we get after collections, I only keep 10% for myself. The rest goes to God.
The second one says, no matter how much money we get after collection, I add up all my personal expenses, including wages. I then pay myself from the collections. The rest goes to God.
The third one says, no matter how much money we get after collection, I gather everything, put it in a basket, I throw all the money in the air. I ask God to grab what ever he needs. Then whatever lands on the ground, I keep.
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