these are my cookies.

So a boy is staying at his grandfathers house.

He is eating lunch with his granfather and the grandfather says, "son, could you go pour me a glass of scotch?" The boy said yes and went into the house and came back out with a glass of scotch. He then said to his grandfather "could I have a sip of your scotch?" The grandpa says, " sure, but only if you can put your dick in your bum." The boy then says, "but i can't put my dick in my bum" the grandfather then says "well, then you can't have a sip of my scotch".

Later in the day he is sitting on the porch with his granfather and the grandfather says, "son, could you go get me a cigar?" The boy said yes and went into the house and came back out with a cigar and matches. He then said to his grandfather "could I try your cigar?" The grandpa says, " sure, but only if you can put your dick in your bum." The boy then says, "but i can't put my dick in my bum" the grandfather then says "well, then you can't try my cigar".

Then while they are running errands with his grandfather he says to his grandfather "could I drive to the market?" The grandpa says, " sure, but only if you can put your dick in your bum." The boy then says, "but i can't put my dick in my bum" the grandfather then says "well, then you can't drive to the market".

After errands the boy walks into the kitchen and his grandmother sees that he is upset and says, "what's wrong?" He then says, "Grandpa wouldn't let me try his scotch or cigar or drive to the market." She then says, "well ill make you some cookies to fell better."

Then about 20 minutes later he walks into the living room where his grandfather is. He says, "could I have some of your cookies?" Then the boy says, "well, can you put your dick in your bum?" Then with a smug look the grandfather says, " well as a matter of a fact I can." The boy says, "well then you can go fuck yourself because grandma made these cookies for me."