An Asian, an American, and a Mexican are on a falling cargo plane. After realizing that they weren't going to survive the fall, the Asian guy comes up with an idea.
"Since we're going to die, why don't we throw something off of the plane to represents where we're from?"
They all agree, and meet in the cargo hold.
The Asian throws over rice. "We have a lot of that where I come from."
The Mexican throws over beans. "We have a lot of those where I come from."
Then, the American guy pushes the Mexican out of the plane and says "we have a lot of those where I come from."
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