There's nothing worse when I bring a girl home from a bar and she's in still in my bed the next morning

My Wife told me...

So I put her in the back of my car and crashed it into a tunnel

A joke

There was a dragon one time who didn't care about shit. It was real mad a...

When you...

then you'll be a mile away and in his shoes.

Blonde Jokes

Jokes that are short enough for a man to understand.

If I had a dollar...

They'd eventually find me attractive

What do you call...

A shot in the dark.

When I was ten,...

When I was twelve, I found them.

A man with no...

The palm reader looks at him and says, "well, I'm stumped."

What would Arnold...

"You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What's the...

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.