There's no chocolate ice cream...

A man walks into a local ice cream parlor and looks at the menu and orders a single scoop of chocolate ice cream.
Employee: "Sorry, we're all out of chocolate ice cream today."
Customer: " Awhhh... well, okay." "Umm... lemme get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream."
The employee sighs and replies: "Sorry sir, I don't know if you heard me, but we're all out of chocolate ice cream."
Customer: "Ohh right right... okay, umm... lemme have a triple scoop of your chocolate ice cream then."
Employee: "Sir, we don't have chocolate ice cream... You can have vanilla or you can have strawberry, but we're all out of chocolate!"
Customer: "Oh I'm so sorry, i miss understood... why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream then."
Now employee completely annoyed, replies "Mister...Do you see the 'straw' in 'strawberry'?"
Customer: "Yeah, of course I see the 'straw' in 'strawberry'"
Employee: "Okay great! Do you see the 'van' in vanilla?"
Customer (A little irritated): "Yes I do see the van in vanilla"
Employee: "Fantastic! Now do you see the 'FUCK' in chocolate?"
Customer: "Wait... there ain't no 'Fuck' in chocolate??"
Employee: Thats what I've been trying to tell you... THERE AIN'T NO FUCKIN' CHOCOLATE!"